September 02 2014, 09:53 PM

helenish:

Dylan O’Brien for Teen Vogue

Stiles doesn’t set out to deceive anyone, but hunger and desperation have a way of smoothing out the path. He tells himself he’s keeping the advertisement because it’s amusing, and he has precious little to make him smile now that it’s been eight months since his father left Philadelphia on the trail of an escaped convict, with no letters for the last six months, and money fast running out.

He’s examining the newspaper for job advertisements when he sees it on the facing page: a wry, single line: Bachelor farmer desirous of avoiding own cooking seeks helpmeet, with a name—D. Hale—and a post office box number. Stiles never plans to answer it; he knows full well that an advertisement posted in the Matrimonial News is meant for women, but then—this particular advertisement didn’t specify, did it?

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September 02 2014, 09:34 PM

stability:

theperksofbeingbeyonce:

stability:

Running seems like a great idea until you actually start running

Sex seems like a fun idea until your bent over a bar stool in the back if a club your too young for about to be plowed by a tall dark man named Mike

i feel as though we’ve had different experiences

September 02 2014, 09:15 PM

halffizzbin:

vangoghstars:

halffizzbin:

vangoghstars:

halffizzbin:

derekplaysviola:

seeing as I got like 4 followers by talking to Julie and mine’s chat adventures I don’t want to disappoint, so have another anecdote.

Apparently there are gold plated vibrators that cost 12.000 €. I did not know this. and after talking with her about it…I kinda want one of those now…

I’ve been telling people about the gold-plated vibrators for days now :D

THE ‘GENTLEMAN’S PLUG’ COMES WITH MATCHING CUFFLINKS.

Um.. Where is the fic though? 

Hahaha as soon as I showed Alice the “gentleman’s plug” she immediately decided there should be a sterek fic where they’re both rich businessmen and Derek notices Stiles’ gold LELO cufflinks during a meeting and totally knows what they’re from.

And then I decided Derek knows where they’re from because sometimes late at night in his office he browses for ridiculous luxuries on the internet that he could technically afford but he never buys them because he DOESN’T THINK HE’S WORTH IT and he just ends up putting in an extra 15 hours that week to punish himself for even thinking about spending all that money just for fun.

Then blah blah blah they end up making out in Derek’s office and then Stiles takes him home and uses the plug on him and basically pampers the fuck out of him because he deserves it and then they fall in love. 

 Derek falls in love with Stiles’ hands first.  That’s how he notices the cufflinks. They’re small, rectangular, and polished gold.  They glint in the light when Stiles lifts his bottle of water to his lips, flicks his wrist and tips his head back.  

"So basically," Stiles says, after he swallows—Derek knows because he watched the movement in Stiles’ throat, imagined what Stiles’ hands would look like wrapped around it—"what you’re saying is you want to eat our company and shit out our acquisitions?"

"I wouldn’t say it like that," Erica replies, and twists a strand of hair around her finger.  

Stiles steeples his long, pale fingers in front of him.  His cufflinks flash in the light.  ”How would you say it?” 

"I don’t know," Erica simpers.  "How would you say it, Derek?" 

"I’d say we’re interested in your company, Stilinski, but your acquisitions are bullshit and nobody with any business sense would climb on any one of those sinking ships when they’ve got a fleet of yachts in the harbor." 

Stiles throws his hands in the air. “StarCorp was up 12% last quarter!”

Erica slides the paper out of her folder and hands it to Derek.  Derek slides it across to Stiles. Stiles corrects a figure on it and slides it back, and when his wrist bends, the florescent light shines onto his cufflink.  That’s when Derek notices the logo.

"Lelo?" he says aloud.

Erica searches frantically though her manilla folder.  “There’s no record of a Lelo in the BRPD files.” 

Stiles’s face glides into a slow, easy smile. 

WHY DID WE ABANDON THIS

September 02 2014, 09:09 PM

thequeerclone:

the fact that there have no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people

September 02 2014, 09:09 PM

"Otters have a skin flap that forms a pocket so they can keep their favorite rock with them. They use this rock to break open mollusks when eating. Some otters go their entire lives carrying the same rock!” source

"Otters have a skin flap that forms a pocket so they can keep their favorite rock with them. They use this rock to break open mollusks when eating. Some otters go their entire lives carrying the same rock!” source

September 02 2014, 09:09 PM

killuangel:

"it’s like freud always said," says the ‘psychologist’ character in the movie, making everyone in the audience who knows anything at all about psychology flinch involuntarily

September 02 2014, 09:06 PM

zagadska:

lovelylavenderchild:

pardonmyfro:

adreamdeferred:

dollface-galactica:

dynastylnoire:

Lupita Nyong’o as Storm

i got chills

^^^omg me tooo!

listen

Whoa

I’m here for this

This is Storm.  Sorry Halle Berry, not sorry.

September 02 2014, 09:05 PM

mustbekarma:

So far adulthood is just going grocery shopping, realizing you didn’t plan well or logically, going grocery shopping again, repeat ad infinitum. 0/10 stars, would not recommend

September 02 2014, 09:04 PM
  • White people: We don't want any black people in our clubs, bars, parties, restaurants, schools, government, banks, neighborhoods, or offices
  • Black people: Well fuck ya'll then. We can go start our own shit that's just for black people and nobody else.
  • White people: ......
  • White people: Wow, excluding people based solely on their skin color? That's really racist and I am personally offended. How would you feel if we did that to you?
September 02 2014, 09:03 PM

Fuck, my tea.

 - me approximately an hour after every time I make tea (via madopiano)
September 02 2014, 09:00 PM

shattystrashstache:

real friendship is sending them a link to something terrible so you can both be traumatized at the same time

September 02 2014, 08:43 PM

professorfangirl:

pullinmusselsfromshel:

lucillebruise:

crackedhopehead:

snarg:

this makes me so happy

this is so high

man, that’s soothing as fuck.

And then I found myself dancing on my sofa like Josie Gellar after a couple pot brownies.

SOMEBODY GROOT THIS

September 02 2014, 08:42 PM

uglyfoxybaby:

jonsnowflakes:

Collegehumors’ new video is on point as always

DYING !!

September 02 2014, 08:40 PM

jaclcfrost:

assrah:

jaclcfrost:

my songs have vague suspicions about what you did in the dark

let’s precariously light these objects up

i am moderately aflame

September 02 2014, 08:33 PM

Stiles Stilinski + Neck Porn
Season Two; Episodes One  - Twelve